The Curse of the Double Chin....

I have been born with the most unfortunate of all conditions pertaining to life. I call it "The Curse of the Bad Genes." I know, it sounds like the most horrific of all horror movies. The worst gene that I inherited from my parents came from my wonderful mother. It is my double chin that seems to appear, well, it is always there. Beware, if you think that I am one of the cutest girls ever to exist, the following pictures will ruin anything that you ever thought of me. Proceed with caution. I warned you.

A candid shot of me laughing. The ever present double chin is, of course, present

Somehow, I can recede (is that the right word?) my head into the neck to make the matter worse. I have only found one other person on this planet that has the same, uhhh, talent. My favorite part of this entire picture is that I am wearing my McDonalds shirt, which shows the real fatty that I am.

The picture that inspired the post. Cute picture except for the chin thing. Way to ruin the picture stupid double chin. BEWARE: the next photo tops the cake.

Welcome to the more than quadruple chin. Feel free to leave now and go throw up. This picture is THE MOST hideous thing that ever happened to the planet Earth. It is true, people have told me. FYI, this was not a candid shot, I was doing this on purpose. I was not warned beforehand though, how disgusting it really is. With this singular photo, I became the laughing stock of the nation. Gross. Gross. Gross.

Anyway, we laugh in my family that I am the product of all the bad genes in my family. There are at least 27. No joke. I would name them all but I should be doing homework. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate doing homework? It is true. I HATE homework and tests and papers and school in general. I wish I could go back to the days when I loved going to school everyday...I can't say that I remember when that day was though.