I have learned all my life that we should take the talents we have, multiply them and use them to bless others lives. My problem has always been, "Well, gosh darn, I don't have any talents. How am I to use them to bless others if I can't even do anything?" Well this morning, I had an extremely large epiphany. I figured my talent out! I know how to take it and bless others! Wahooo! Drumroll please....brum, da, da, da, brum........(that is my drumroll if you aren't smart enough to figure that out)I am going to be a Magician! "Well, ho ho ho, Kim is an idiot, why would she dare say something like that?" you may be asking yourself this very moment. I am really really good at making things disappear. Like, really, really good. No, and not just food. I am talking about things here. For instance, yesterday, I couldn't find my calligraphy ink, pen, and nibs. I searched for like an hour. I tore my apartment up and down. Didn't find a thing. Now look here, my apartment is small, like 900 sq. ft., there are only so many places things can hide. I finally gave up and went to read; feeling frustrated and overwhelmed because I was supposed to have a calligraphy project due today. Well, this morning as I was walking out the door to head to school, projectless, mind you. And what was lying there right in my path? Oh, my calligraphy things that I made disappear yesterday.
Basically my train of thought here is that I should take this weakness I have (losing things) and make a lifestyle out of it! I already know at least one trick...how to make water disappear in a cup! Now all I have to do is find a way to make things reappear when I need them to....hpmh. That could be a little tricky.
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