I decided the other day that I am one of the most single girls in the world right now. More single than most 14 year old girls who can't date yet. More single than I have been in a long time. So hopelessly single. Usually, this is all fine and dandy, but when your friends are falling in love faster than you can say "taken", leaving you alone on Friday nights to watch chick flicks in your pjs and eat ice cream out of the container by yourself, that is when life gets pathetic. A girl has to do something about it! Take things into her own hands! So, what should I do? NO, I am not going to go out and meet people by myself. That is the easy answer! Soo....because I was bored and because I think I can be funny, I decided to create a dating application. If you are a single man who isn't keeling over in old age, looking to take a girl out on a date, take a look at my dating application. Fill it out! Have fun! Send it in! Then sit there, hold tight and constantly keep an eye on your e-mail inbox waiting for my response.
If you do not fall into the, "single, male, not too wrinkly" category, send it to any friends you may know who do fit that category. Have them fill it out. Let them know this could be the most fun they have had in awhile.
Here it is: Kim's Dating Application
Yes, I know, I am THAT cool. I think this is fun though :)
3 comments:
Nice! Let me know if you have any success; I may have to try something like this. :) Way to go with the triathlon...good luck! See you soon!!!!
You are great. When you want to eat ice cream out of the container and watch chick flicks on a friday night call me. I'm probably doing the same thing at my place.
You canNOT possibly be more single than I am!
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