Purchase my love for $10

It ain't my birthday, but Independence Day is coming up on July 4th, and I think this toothbrush would make the best Independence Day gift a girl could ever ask for. $10 dollars is a small price to pay for my eternal love.*


I wanted to start blabbing about all the cool features, then I realized the specs can be read right there in the picture. Life can't possibly get any better than having Bieber serenade you for 2 whole minutes with a different tune morning and night. The toothbrush can be found here. I expect at least 10 of these in my mailbox come July.

*I am experiencing a mild amount of embarrassment admitting to my case of Bieber Fever on my blog, but it can't be helped. It doesn't help the situation that I commented on Jerika's status, "I think my main problem with her [Selena Gomez] has mostly to do with jealousy [of her and JBs relationship.]" I understand, I am officially creepy.